Saturday, November 29, 2008

An Ultimate Loser with a Tiong Wife....

I wanna really tok good stuff abt tiong women eh... but I just cant man...

they r fucking bitches eh... esp those tt came to SG to find husbands eh...

Trying to use soap to make my grandma fall ... wtf was that eh ?
Snatching away her spoon to not let my grandma eat... wtf wtf...
Then calling her a "old thing"
Turning the house into a whore den eh...

Honestly, I dun even think "bitch" is a good enuff description man...

SLUT ? Hmmmm.... not quite
WHORE ? uh-uh....

maybe CCB will be an approapriate term... literally.... this time round eh...


And the SG men are just as retarded eh... just like that CAREER LOSER SON !!!

A Happy Event and a Disgusting one too....

My cousins are gonna be fathers eh !!! Both of them. But shit, I will be the next in line eh… oh well who cares… hahaha

Congrats Steven and Alton on being dads !

You know, I have seen how becoming a father changes a person eh…

Dave said it so well :
“The best thing I had learnt when I became a dad was to be SELFLESS”

It like going into another phase of your life where you are working and living for a family eh… and making decisions and considerations that pertains to all aspects of this family. I am sure her daughter has changed him for the better eh...

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Dunno abt you guys, but I am absolutely “grotesqued” when I see a douche bag … a son who chooses to listen to his tiong wife instead of believing in his own mother eh…

In fact, I dun even think a douche bag fits that description eh…. Too nice a word for him eh…

Let’s see what this douche bag has done:

1) Throw your mum outta the house
2) Believing in the unscrupulous tiong wife instead of the mother who has taken care of him since he was in the womb
3) Being a pussy in front of the wife, and always siding her.
4) Thinking everyone has a piss at his tiong wife.
5) Cutting ties with all brothers and sisters.
6) Making mistakes all his life and is a CAREER LOSER; the milestone being the tiong wife and the mysterious son.
7) Now, I have to bloody scrap the bbq idea when the mood is so farked up…

Raymond told me that it’s not his fault eh… but when you are the one abandoning your mum…. You are the ultimate clown man…

I can’t wait to see how things unfold when he finally realize that it is the money that the Tiong is after all along.

“You will reap what you sow”

There could never be a better statement for him then eh….


Pissed YC

PS: Dunno wat’s a douche bag, ask me and I might just tell ya eh… *winkz*

Monday, November 24, 2008

Meteorite Showers Anyone ?

Last week, I saw a meteorite hit some place near my workplace.

I was going home when I noticed the lights from the sky... i tot was some firecracker accident or some celebration. Then, it was broadcasted from the TV that meteorite showers are going to be here for the couple of weeks.

In fact, just saw one today in broad day light...

Here's the pic:


Wow...meteorite... I wanna see an Aurora (aka Northern Lights) next !!

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Funny Asian.... !!!

I am officially tagged "Funny Asian" by my colleagues in Edmonton.


Somehow watever I said just turned into gold man... Bobby and Dave will laff their ass off from the stuff i say... esp when I say it Singaporean style !!

"Around the corner"
"Age gracefully"
"De-flower"

And I gotta admit, most of these stuffs were just things we say when the gang gathers....

Well I guess due to my pals, I have become FUNNY and I bet I am always funny when I am outta Singapore.

Becos I am the JOKE man... hahahaha



Amused YC

Monday, November 17, 2008

My Definition of XMM....

Disclaimer: Dun read if you dun consider yourself a lady. I mean it seriously... kekeke


"I just wanna remain as it is now and then best if I no need to grow up at all !"

This is not the first time i heard it from people. I dun wanna be sexist, but yesh the people whom I heard it from are all gals. I wont even call them ladies becos they simply choose not to grow up... hahaha


I usually will call them Xiao Mei Mei (XMM), for those who know me well enuff. This term has got nothing to do with age really. Rather, it's gotta do with behaving like an adult and then be able to be self-sufficient. Let me elaborate on what I think XMMs are lacking:

GROWING UP
To be able to understand and accept that life has to go on no matter how much work sucks and how much better it was to be still a student. And most of the time, one just have to be professional and separate work from play. It doesnt mean we cant have fun, it's just that there is always a time to play and then always a time to work. The line doesnt have to be so clear; but there must be a certain line nonetheless.

WORK = MONEY = GROW UP
STUDENT = NO MONEY = MORE FUN

You guys do the math eh...


RESPONSIBLE
Another thing is being self-motivated. We just gotta take some self initiatives sometimes to get things going. People around you can help; but they can only help so much sometimes. The responsibility and owest is on one to get things moving instead of forcing things on others. Once in a while, who doesnt like to have the easy way out ? I am guilty myself sometimes. But the bottom line is I dun always expect people to back me up everytime I screw up something or when I have a problem.


TEAMWORK and BEING CONSIDERATE
It is perfectly fine that one has his/her own set of thinking. But to work in teams, compromises are just part and parcel. More often that not, such give-and-take are necessary so that we do not push our own set of idealogy on other pple. This is more general and I admit some people (not just XMM) lacks this horribly.



So, if you ask me how to not be a XMM, accepting that one has to grow up is the key. With such an attitude change, the rest will just bridge by themselves man...

Well, having said that, I believe XMMism is just an attitude from being pampered too much in life. Singaporean gals seem to have XMMism very much imbedded in their thinking, perhaps due to our success in churning out regularity and prosperity in our economy. Life's so good for us Singaporeans that sometimes we dont really know how big the world is out there, and we also dun really appreciate what we have now.

At the end of the day, ladies were once XMM ... so are men... we used to be XDD too.. getting out of it is the deal man...

I will definitely find a special someone who has crossed the river of maturity to the "lady" side anytime !

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PS: Tian Cai, wake up your f#$%king idea and stop chasing your XMMs !!! hahaha

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Strolling along Whyte Ave....

Went to Whyte Ave today for some shopping...


Whyte Ave is actually the "Orchard Rd" of Edmonton as it is situated near University of Alberta where all the students would hang out in. There are also tonnes of pubs and discos bars around...

So... I bought a few stuffs to bring back home... yeah including the sourvenirs for the gang... and drey... not Victoria Secret k... kekeke

and walking along the streets while it snowed is such a new experience to me...

chilling yet shiok !!


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PS: Forget to bring camera if not I would have taken some pictures... next time eh... probably will include Jasper Ave ("Holland V" of Edmonton)too !!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Wishing for silence in the morning journeys....

Anyone know of anything to make pple dumb in the morning ??

kekeke...

painful sometimes for those who know wat I mean...

hahaha


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P.S: To the gang, I will elaborate more if you guys buzz me on msn or something... *winkz*

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Derrick Rose for Rookie of the Yr !!

Derrick Rose - PG




37 min
26 points
11-20 field goal
4-4 FT
6 Rebounds
3 Assist

The real deal... he just single-handed won the game vs Grizziles...

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Go Bulls !!

Halloween - 31102008

Halloween was lovely!!!


Kids knocking at our door and shouting "TRICK OR TREAT !!??" hahaha
The kids are so lovely... some dun even know wat they are dressed at... kekeke
Anyhow... the chocolates we bought waslike used up before all the kids passed us by... so I had to off the lights to not disappoint anyone else... kinda feel bad abt it actually...

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And Halloween's AWESOME !!!

Mathew and Jeff (His roomie) invited us over for some party and we ended up in a country music club called OIL CITY.


The music was a little mixture of pop, techno, retro and mostly country of course !!
Never had that in Singapore but the place is sure like fun fun fun... but I dun really understand why the lights were rather bright there... it would have been better for the place to be dimmer...

Anyhow... it was a last minute thingy and I dressed up as a rocker with a WIG... hahaha ... and btw the cowboys shot were taken a week earlier when we were trying out the costumes...










Hilarious... can't beleived I did that man... oh... well I guess in the name of fun anything is possible !!

Like Mat said, "This is best bro... this is best sXXt bro... "

It could have been more perfect if I had wore the prisoner suit i bought though... well... maybe I should bring it back home for the next Halloween... u never know when I might just need it...


*winkz*